「あなたのTheTinderホラーストーリーは何ですか?」 (85回答)

すべてのTheTinderの日付はギャンブルです。確かに、オッズを改善し、彼らに会うことに同意する前にあなたの試合がどのようなものかを理解しようとすることができますが、完全に見知らぬ人とコーヒーを飲むとき、あなたは常に限られた情報で操作しています。それはゲームのほんの一部です。

良いことは、2人の間に相性がなくても、ほとんどの場合、ダメージを受けないことです。いくつかの厄介な話とそれだけです。迅速で痛みがありません。しかし、時々、アプリをアンインストールしたくなるような状況に遭遇する可能性があります。一体、いくつかはとても悪いことがあります、あなたは実際にそれをするかもしれません。

このようなとき、あなたが一人ではないことを知って本当にうれしいです。他の人々も悲惨で残念な日付を経験します。そして、彼らはそうします。たとえば、Redditユーザーu / me_llamo_gregが他のプラットフォームユーザーに あなたのTheTinder ホラーストーリーは何ですか? 」と尋ねたとき彼らの投稿には14,000を超えるコメントが寄せられその多くはクレイジーながらくたを詳しく説明しています。ここにそれらのいくつかがあります。

#1

ちょっとした裏話:数年前、私はこの女の子と付き合っていました、そして彼女の父親は本当に私を嫌っていました。ほとんどの親が私を愛しているので(または少なくともそれについて本当によく嘘をついているので)、これは少し奇妙でした。彼はただの大きな刺し傷で、私はいつも彼に電話をかけました。とにかく、彼女の両親は離婚しました、私たちは数ヶ月後に別れたなど。

約1年後に早送りします。私とTheTinderの女の子は数ヶ月付き合っていて、物事は深刻になり始めていました。私たちは彼女が私に彼女の家族に会いたいと思っているところです。母、継父、妹。何故なの?私は彼らに会うのに問題はありません、私が言ったようにそれをしましょう。彼女は、私たち二人がたまたまカンザスシティチーフスのファンであることがわかったので、彼女の継父が私に会うことにどれほど興奮していたかを私に話しました。

ええと、それが私の元ガールフレンドの同じ穴の父ではなかったら、私をf ** kしてください…

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#2

私は男性とデートしましたが、彼は男性がどのように優れているか、そして「女性はそれを見ると赤い色に感情的な反応を示す」ことを示す科学的研究がどのように行われているかについて話していました。なぜ彼は独身だったのだろうか。

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#3

この女の子(私たちは1週間ほどおしゃべりをしていました)は日曜日の夜の午後10時頃に私を襲い、家に帰る途中で森の首にいると言って、私がしたいかどうかを確認したいと言いましたたむろう。やった。それで彼女はやって来て、彼女は彼女と一緒にメキシコ料理のバッグを持っています。だから私はAlwayssunnyのエピソードを載せました、そして彼女はモンスタービーンとチーズブリトーとカルネアサダケサディーヤをバストアウトしました。彼女は私に何か欲しいかと尋ねましたが、私はすでに食べていました。だから、この(スキニー、気をつけて)女の子はこれらの両方を10分ほどで置きます。ちょうど2ポンドの食物のように破壊されました。彼女は顔を拭き取り、私の手をつかみ、私の手で彼女のt * tsをこすり、そして起き上がって行きます。

二度と見られることはありません。私はまだ彼女に恋をしています。

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#4

これは、これ以上の時期に尋ねることはできませんでした。6年間の関係を終えた後、TheTinderの男に会いました。彼はPTスクールの最後の年にいて、一緒にいるようで、本当にクールでした。私は急いで関係を築くことはなく、時間をかけて彼のことをもっとよく知りたいと思っていることを非常に明確にしました。

私たちは数ヶ月後に付き合ってしまいました。すべてが素晴らしかった。私は実際に彼に本当に満足していて、クリスマスのために彼を家に連れて行くつもりでした(私たちはこの時点で約6カ月一緒にいました)。先週の月曜日、ランダムな女の子からフェイスブックのメッセージが届きました。彼女は基本的に彼女がTheTinderで私のBFと一致し、彼のFacebookアカウントを見つけたと言いました。彼女は彼のFacebookが彼が私と関係があると言っていることに気づいたので、彼らはその週の日付の計画を持っていたので私たちが関係しているかどうかを確認するために私にメッセージを送りました。彼女は私に彼らのすべての会話のスクリーンショットを送ってくれました。私にメッセージを送ってくれたこの小さなTheTinder天使の心を祝福してください。 BFに立ち向かい、電話を介して(私のようではありません)、彼と火口の女の子以外の少なくとも2人の他の女の子との間の非常にグラフィックな性的テキストを見つけます。 BFは、彼はとても不安で心配していたので、私は彼と一緒にいたくなかったので、彼はこの誤ったセキュリティを望んでいたと言います。彼と別れた。

TheTinderの女の子と飲み物を手に入れました。私たちは今友達です。

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#5

私たちが会う前に、すでに家族全員に私のことを話していた女の子とデートしました。そして、彼女は私が最初のデートで彼らに直接会うことを望んでいました。

いいえ。

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#6

私の相棒は賢い人ではありません。彼はひよこを拾い上げてモーテルに向かった。彼らは部屋に入ってきて、「車の中で財布を忘れてしまったので、つかんでもいいですか?」と言いました。彼は「ええ、それは大丈夫です」と言い、彼女に鍵を投げます。 5分後、彼は彼女がどこにいるのかと思って外に出て、彼の車はなくなった。

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#7

私はTheTinderを使いません。しかし、ルームメイトはそれが大好きで、たくさんの訪問者を呼び戻しました。アパートが小さく、部屋を共有していることを除けば、これで問題ありません。また、ルームメイトが私が見たものを本当に気にしていないという事実。そして、結局のところ、ほとんどの人は部屋に別の女の子がいることも気にしません-一部の人はそれを3Pの機会と見なします。

私のルームメイトは私のTheTinderの悪夢です。

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#8

レストランに現れ、30分ほど待ちました。自分に食べ物を注文し、彼が私にテキストメッセージを送ったときに出発しようとしていました。「レストランの向かいに酒屋があります。6パックを2つもらえますか?」

私はそうしないと彼に言いました。彼は代わりに彼の犬とフリスビーをすることに決めたと言います。アプリを削除し、酒屋に行き、ワインを手に取って家に帰りました。

彼は私にダンスを見るためにチケットを買ったばかりだと言ってから1か月ほど私にテキストメッセージを送りました(私は引退したバレリーナで、数年間何もしていません)。それから彼は1時間後に私にテキストを送り、私がステージ上でどれほど素晴らしかったかを教えてくれます。私は応答しませんでした。

交際はあまりにも紛らわしいです。私はすべて終わった。

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#9

私がダイブバーに連れて行かれた「有名な」シェフとのTheTinderデート。そこで彼はすぐに彼がどれほど有名かについて話し始めました。私たちは飲んでスポーツを見ました、彼は私に「あなたはかわいい」と言い続けました、そしてこれは結局「私はあなたを出血させるつもりです」に行きました。それから彼は彼の友人の一人を一緒に来るように誘った。私は外に出て、彼は私にキスをするためにやって来ました。酔っていたのでキスをしました。結局、彼は「元ガールフレンドを虐待した罪で起訴されたが、彼はまったくそれをしなかった」と私に話し始めた。

やがて、請求書を支払う時が来たとき、「彼は財布をなくした」。もちろん、私はそれに固執します。 「私はあなたに返済します。」。 (言うまでもなく、私は支払いを受け取ったことがありません)。

それから彼は私に寄りかかった。彼はまた私にキスしようとしていると思ったが、私は見下ろし、彼は私をおしっこしていた。通りで。おしっこ。オン。私。

酩酊状態で運転できないので、すぐにホテルの部屋と温水シャワーを手に入れました。

二度と。

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#10

私はTheTinderでこの男に会いました、そして私たちはいくつかの本当に楽しいデートをしました。私は彼にかなり夢中だったので、3日目に彼とセックスしたいと思いました。彼は私を本当に素敵なデートに連れて行ってくれて、それから彼は私を彼の場所に戻ってグラスワインを求めて招待してくれました。あることが別のことにつながり、私たちは完全に服を着た彼のソファで作り始めました。しかし、これは永遠に続きました。私が何を意味するか知っているなら、私は行く準備ができていました…私は一晩中理解したくありませんでした。それで、自分の手で問題を解決することに決め、すべての服を脱ぎました。それから彼は起き上がって、まだ完全に服を着て、私を見て、「私はあなたとセックスすることができません、私は性感染症を持っています」と言います。おそらく私の人生で最も厄介な瞬間。私はそれについてとても素敵になろうとしました、しかし私はすぐに服を着て去りました。 (そして私の友人の多くが指摘しているように、私は彼が私に言ったことに非常に感謝しています)。

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#11

友達と過越の祭りのディナーをする日が必要でした。彼はベストとキャスケットの帽子をかぶって、それから弓と帽子で自己紹介しました。夜はそこから悪化するだけでした。彼は「皿の上のものが触れていた」(それはf ***** gスープでした)ので食べ物を食べることを拒否し、12分間のセダーの間口を閉じませんでした。帰りの電車の時間になると、彼は故意にそれを逃したので、夜を過ごすことができました。ハハノープ。不快なレベルのホバーブーブの映画の後、私は友人に彼を最寄りの駅まで運転するために私と一緒に来るように説得しました。乗車中、彼は統合失調症であると私に言うのに最適な時期だと思ったが、「それは悪魔だった」ので薬を服用しなかった。彼は私の手を握ろうとして、彼らは小さいと言って、彼を小児性愛者のように感じさせました。

夜は彼が地下鉄に乗って私の名前を書くつもりだと私に言って終わった。

2番目の日付はありませんでした。

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#12

私の最初の(そして唯一の)The Tinderの日付で、彼女は地下鉄を出て、私を見て、「すみません、私はあなたが好きではありません」と言って去りました。

実際のスワイプは左にスワイプします。

#13

私は少し大きい側にいて、それを隠そうとはしません。それで私はTheTinderでいい人と話していました、そして私たちはすぐにそれを打ちました。私たちはバーで会いました、彼は私を見ました、そして彼が私に言った最初の言葉は「ああ、私はあなたが太っていることを知りませんでした」でした。それで私は振り返って出て行った。

#14

数ヶ月前にTheTinderでこの男と話し始めました。彼は大丈夫のようでしたが、私の通常のタイプではありませんでした。とにかく、私たちは数日間話し始めました。今まで自分がどれだけバカなのか気づかなかったのですが、どこで働いているのかを話しました。

私が職場について話した夜、私は彼によく似た男が通り過ぎていくのを見ました。私は彼に直接会ったことがなかったので、100%ではありませんでした。私はそれを忘れて、数日後、それは仕事で静かでしたが、私の電話のバッテリーは低かったです。私は電話が死ぬ前に後で彼と話すと言った。 10分後にiPhoneの充電器を持って彼が来るのを待ってください。はい、あなたが知っているなら、これは素晴らしいジェスチャーだったかもしれません、私は実際に前に彼に直接会ったことがあります。

彼は私が働いている街の反対側に住んでいると言ったので、これは本当に奇妙でした。すぐにネクタイを切りたかったのですが、仕事が終わったら充電器を返却しようと思いました。

彼は角を曲がったところにあるバーにいると言ったので、私が終わったとき、私は彼に会い、彼に充電器を与え、家に帰る言い訳をしました。恐ろしいことに、彼のInstagramで、彼がその日の早い時間に「私は今や連れ去られた男です;)」というキャプションを付けて笑顔の自撮り写真を撮っていたことがわかりました。私は彼が二度も好きではないのを見たことがあります。

さらに恐ろしいことに、数週間、私が仕事を終えるたびに、私が仕事を終えたちょうどその時に、彼が何気なく一人で通り過ぎていくのを見るでしょう。本当にしばらくの間私を忍び寄らせました。

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#15

私の電話でTheTinderの通知を受け取りました…私はTinderを持っておらず、ガールフレンドの電話を持っていたことに気づきました。

#16

女の子とマッチして、顔がかなり綺麗でした。彼女の写真はすべて彼女の顔/上半身だけのものでしたが、私は気にしませんでした。彼女は会話を始めました、そして彼女はすぐにフックアップすることになりました、それでもちろん私は彼女を招待しました。彼女はそこに着き、私はドアに答えます、そして彼女がおよそ6'5 "であったことがわかります。私は良い日に5'8"です。私は「聖なるS ** t」という音を出し、彼女は私を迎えに来て、赤ちゃんのように寝室に連れて行ってくれました。後悔はありません。

#17

この男がいました、彼は彼の写真でしっかりした10でした。彼は私にメッセージを送り、コーヒーを飲みに会いたいかどうか尋ねてきたので、私はそう言います。彼は私にメッセージを送って、私が彼を迎えに行かなければならないと私に言います…さて、何でも、私はそれをします。私は彼を迎えに行き、代わりに食べに行くことにしました。彼はとても面白くてかわいいので、夕食後にもう少したむろします。それから彼は彼の電話を引き出して、彼には息子がいて、彼の赤ちゃんのママが彼と一緒にワシントンに連れて行った(しかし、どの部分か何かがわからない)と私に話し始めました、そして彼は何ヶ月も彼に会っていません。それで彼は彼の電話を取り出し、彼の息子の写真の彼の電話のフォルダーを通過するように私に言いました。それらの300のように。彼はそこに座って、私にすべてを調べさせました。彼は、基本的にそのフォルダー内のすべてのビデオと写真のバックストーリーを教えてくれました。私はとても気分が悪かったが、彼が去ったとき私は幸せだった。その後、その日付全体がとても奇妙になり、彼はさらにいくつかのことをしましたが、それらはまた別の良い話です笑

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#18

私のいとこと一致しました。

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#19

私は1ヶ月間TheTinderから出会った誰かとデートしました。紙の上では良さそうです:修士課程の学生、ヨガの先生、養殖など。

彼女がヘロインをしていることを知り、それを大きな問題とは考えていませんでした。私は実際に彼女に高機能中毒者の定義を説明しなければなりませんでした。なぜなら彼女は仕事をして学校に行くことはヘロインのことは問題ではないと感じたからです。私たちは別れ、彼女はジャンキーな元BFに戻りました。

弾丸をかわした。

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#20

私はおそらく手遅れですが、ここに行きます、テキストの壁をお詫びします。

私の最初で唯一のTheTinderデート-私はかわいい男と話し始めました、私たちはそれを本当にうまくやりました。彼をグレッグと呼びます。グレッグは1時間近く離れた町に住んでいたので、スケジュールのために会うことにする前に、約2週間テキストメッセージを送信しました。この間、グレッグは一貫して彼の料理の知識(私は高級レストラン業界で働いています)で驚かせようとしましたが、彼と彼のルームメイトのために毎晩どんな食事を作っているのかをよく教えてくれました。数日間話した後、彼は私に料理をしてくれるように彼の家に来るように頼みました。私は彼と何度か話し、全体の状況について大丈夫だと感じたときに起こり得る最悪の事態を理解する義務があります。その日が来て、私たちはどこか中立の場所で会い、私は彼を彼の家に連れて行きます。その間、彼は私のために料理をすることにどれほど興奮しているかを説明します。

私たちは彼の場所に到着し、すべてが本当にうまくいっています。彼は私が彼を描いた通りであり、彼の性格は私にぴったりです。夕食の時間はぐるぐる回って、彼は準備を始めるために階下に行く必要があると私に言います。私は熱心になり、私は助けたいと言います、彼は私がソファにとどまってリラックスすると主張します。私たちは部屋を越えて話し続けていますが、キッチンで何が起こっているのかわかりません。彼はオーブンに何かを入れて、それはほんの少しで準備ができているだろう、そして私が空腹だった場合に備えて彼は余分に作ったと言います。

15分遅れて、グレッグはソファから飛び降りてタイマーに向かい、キッチンに駆け寄ります。彼は最初にソースを持ってきて、それらが最良の部分であると言います。彼はテーブルの上にケチャップ、牧場、バーベキューソースを置きます。彼がそれを秘密にしておきたいと発表することを私に言うことを拒否したので、私は彼が何を作ったのか疑問に思い始めます。グレッグは皿を取りに行くために台所に戻り、入って来て七面鳥の盛り合わせをテーブルに運びます。私は彼が夕食のために七面鳥の大皿に飾った冷凍フライドポテトの3袋以上でなければならないものを見つめます。彼は私がそれを失うことに対する私の反応を熱心に待っているのを見て、私は手に負えないほど笑い始め、これがギャグの食事であり、彼が続く夕食を準備していたと仮定して、これは素晴らしいありがとうと言うように彼の笑顔が落ちます。グレッグは私を夕食に招待して、彼の名物である冷凍フライドポテトを作ってくれませんでした。

彼らはおいしいフライドポテトでした…そしてソースは最高の部分でした。

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#21

私が仕事をしているときに、誰か[f]が私[m]と一致しました。家に帰るまでに、彼女から4通のメッセージが届きました。

あなたはいつも帽子をかぶっていますか?

本当にマンキーになりませんか?

真剣に、あなたも髪を持っていますか?

ああ、あなたはガンを持っていませんか?

参考までに、私は癌を患っておらず、すべての写真で帽子をかぶっていることに気づいていませんでした。

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#22

私の最初のオンラインデートは白いスーツと白いフェドーラ帽で現れました。後で私の月経周期が月と並んでいるかどうか私に尋ねました。

彼は結局日付全体を話しました、そして私はそれについて何もすることができないほど礼儀正しく、これを2〜3時間続けさせました。日付の終わりに、彼はこれまで誰ともそのような関係を持ったことがなかったと私に言いました。

良い時代。

#23

最後に。火口から女の子を見始めました。約2週間は順調で、かなりかっこいいと思いました。それから物事は奇妙になり始めました。彼女はいつも私を殺すことについて冗談を言っていました。最初の数回は大丈夫だと思いましたが、その後は面倒になりました。私は彼女にやめるように言いました、そして彼女はそれを続けました。それが私をびっくりさせたのは面白いと彼女が思ったからだとしたら、Idk。とにかく彼女は自分の部屋にショットガンを持っていると私に言った。うわぁ。簡単に言えば、私はもう彼女に会いたくないと彼女に言いました。彼女はそれが好きではなかった。次の3週間、彼女は絶対に私を悩ませています。いつも電話をかけてきて、仕事場に現れて頼み、アパートにやってくる。彼女は実際に私のドアを30分間ノックしました。私が答えなかったとき、彼女は戻って私の寝室の窓をノックし始めました。しばらくの間本当に心配しましたが、結局彼女はあきらめました

#24

ある日、可愛い金髪の女の子にメッセージを送って返事をもらったところ、しばらくしてお互いを笑わせて仲良くしていたところ、車椅子に乗っているとのことで、いきなり彼女は私たちの未来を語り、彼女がオーストラリアのような場所をどのように探検したいのか、そして私は車椅子のために彼女と一緒にそれをすることができないでしょう。

私は彼女をしばらく続けて、彼女がそれを普通の人の思考プロセスに持ち込むことができるかどうかを確認しましたが、それは決して起こりませんでした。彼女は気を失った。

#25

私の最初のTheTinderの日付は面白かった。日本食レストランでカレーを食べに行ったり、公園を散歩したり、マカロンを買ったりしました。それはフェアへのデートを正当化するのに十分うまくいきました、そしてそれは彼女を私の場所に連れて来るのに十分うまくいきました。

そこで、ギターを弾き、自家製のエッグロールを作り、ナポレオンダイナマイトを見ることをお勧めします。エッグロールは上手く行き、映画を上映しました。私たちは食べて、皿を片付けて、彼女の隣に座って、どんどん近づこうとしています。やがて私たちは隣同士になり、私はゆっくりと彼女の肩に寄りかかり始め、彼女はそれを指摘しました。彼女がそんなに近づきたくなかったので、私はそれをすくい取って、彼女は「そうだ、ただ私から遠く離れて行ってください」と言った。冗談めかして、私は同意し、私たちの後ろのベッドにあったカバーを私たちの間に投げることに決めました。残念ながら、ギターを弾くのを忘れてしまい、ギターをベッドに置くことにしました。その時点でギターはカバーと一緒に落ち、彼女の頭を殴った。

私たちは3ヶ月間カップルになりました。

#26

私が行った唯一のTheTinderの日付、女性は彼女の目標が次の数ヶ月で妊娠することであると私に言いました。私はそこからすぐにうなずいた。

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#27

女の子と数回話しました。日付を設定します。彼女は私たちが会う数時間前に私に電話をかけてきて、何かをするのに忙しいと言った。ブルズ** t言い訳;彼女はキャンセルします。

午後11時頃、「来てくれませんか?」というテキストメッセージが届きます。または同様のもの。孤独と退屈が混ざり合っていたので、私は一体何を言ったのか、自己憐憫のピザの箱を閉め、車に飛び乗った。

ドライブの途中で、「食べ物をもらえますか?」という別のテキストが表示されます。承知しました。彼女は追加のバーベキューソースが付いた20ピースのチキンマックナゲットを望んでいます。非常に具体的です。超奇妙な、しかし素晴らしい、マンチ。

現れて、彼女は酔っ払っているか何かのように見えるので、私は彼女に食べ物を与え、彼女は私がとどまると主張し、私たちはテレビを見ます。彼女は映画パウダーを見ています。あなたが映画を見たことがないなら、それは日付にやさしいものではありません。私たちは小さな話をします、私はビールを持っています。明らかに女の子が何かをしているので、私は何もプッシュするつもりはないので、私はお辞儀をする準備ができています。

映画は終わります。彼女は立ち上がって、「私は寝るつもりです。私があなたをf ***するかどうかはわかりませんが、あなたが望むならあなたはとどまることができます」と非常に率直に言います。

彼女はかわいくて、私は熱心だったので、どうなるか見てみませんか?彼女がバスルームにいる間、私はベッドに飛び乗った。彼女は寝室に入り、私の上に登り、両手を私の頭の両側に置きます。彼女は身を乗り出し、私の首にキスをし始めると思います。そして、彼女がいびきをかき始めるのが聞こえます。非常に大声で。私は唖然としている。

私は何をすべきかを考えてしばらくそこに横たわっています。これは彼女が最も巨大なおならを裂くことによって中断されます。

おやすみなさい。

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#28

これは、The Tinderが最初に登場したときのことであり、フックアップアプリほど知られていませんでした。私たちは出会い、素晴らしい初デートをしました。 2番目の日付はさらに良かった。彼女が彼女と彼女のすべての友人が最悪のTheTinderの日付をもたらすであろうシュマックタイプのものとの夕食を試みて最初に私と一緒に出かけたと彼女が私に言ったとき、物事は約2ヶ月続きました。私たちはお互いが本当に好きでしたが、私は私たちが始めた方法を乗り越えることができませんでした。

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#29

私は火口で会ったこの女の子と数回デートをしていました、そして彼女が本当にロカビリーシーンに夢中になっていることを知りました。地元のナイトクラブがロカビリーをテーマにした夜を主催していることを知り、彼女を連れて行きました。彼女は9の服を着ていて、私たちはクラブで素晴らしい時間を過ごしていました。突然、この男は誤って50年代のスタイルのドレスに飲み物をひっくり返しました。男はひどく謝罪した。彼女は上着と鞄をつかむために嵐に襲われ、途中で彼女はただ男を顔に殴ります。クラブのみんながショックを受けました。私は彼女を外に連れて行き、彼女はそのように反応することができないと彼女に言いました、そしてそれは彼女が彼女のかかとを外し、「男と一緒にサイディング」のために顔を真っ直ぐに叩いたときです。どこでも血。その後、私は彼女の電話に出なかった。

ああ、彼女はかつてストリッパーとカムガールでした。これは物語に何も追加しませんが、私はただ人々に話すのが好きです。ピューピュー。

#30

私たちのデートの最初の15分間に、彼女の元ボーイフレンド(過去2年間)の3人について私に話してくれた女の子とデートしました。 1人は殺害を犯し、1人は自動車事故で亡くなり、最後の人は「誰がこれを捨てるのかという理由で同性愛者でなければならなかった」。彼女がトイレに行くたびに、彼女は彼女の「高価な財布」を残し、私が去って誰かが彼女の財布を盗んだ場合、それは私の良心にあるので、私に去らないように頼みました。彼女はまた、彼女の元ボーイフレンド(他の3人の前)がシェフであったレストランを選び、外に駐車したランボルギーニが彼のものであると言いました。

#31

それは私たちの2番目のデートでした、私は彼女にかなり夢中になりました、そして最初のデートは本当に良かったので、私は素晴らしい夜を期待していました。

彼女は私たちが彼女のお気に入りのバーに行き、いくつかの飲み物を飲んでリラックスすることを提案しました。私たちがそこに着くと、私たちはグループで周りに座っている彼女の友人の負荷を発見します。彼女は私を紹介し、私たちがTheTinderで出会ったことについてひそかに言及します。これは私にいくつかの奇妙な外見を与えます。一人の男(たまたま私のように見えた)は、残りの人にもう少し明らかに反応します。

私のデートは彼女の友達を紹介し、飲み物を飲みに行くので、グループの集合的な審査の凝視に私を任せます。私のように見える男は「またあなたの名前は何でしたか」と言いますか?私がそれを言った後、グループはお互いにつぶやくようになります。彼は苦笑し、「あなたのフルネームはどうですか?」と尋ねます。私が彼に話すと、グループは笑い声で噴火します。

私のように見えた男は、実際には彼女の元だったことがわかりました….彼もたまたま私と同じ姓名を持っていました。信じられないほど厄介な会話のために作られました。

#32

私は駅でTinderの女の子に会いました、そして彼女は一種のおしゃべりではありませんでした、しかし私は私達が以前に合意したバーまでずっと会話を続けました。私たちがそこに着いたときだけ、彼女は「見た目」が気に入らないと言って、入ることを拒否しました。私たちは会話のほとんどを維持しながら道を進み、彼女が見た目も気に入らなかったさらに9つのバーを通過しました。今ではほとんど沈黙の中で歩いていたので、私は歩いて駅に戻り、一日と呼んで家に帰る準備をしました。しかし、突然、私のThe Tinderの女性は立ち止まり、「それが私が欲しいものです、私はそこに行きたいです」と言って何かを指さしました。フローズンヨーグルトを売るバンでした。私はもうフローズンヨーグルトが好きではありません。

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#33

私はしばらくの間TheTinderでこの女の子と話していました、そして私達は私達が粉砕したいと思いました。問題は、ルームメイトに後で部屋を確保できるかどうか尋ねていたことです。 (どうやら、あなたがルームメイトとして持っている他の動物とは異なります。)それで、私がこの女の子にサインインしたとき、私たちは大学の寮のロビーに監督官がいて、私のルームメイトと他の何人かの友人が私の部屋にBluetoothスピーカーがあり、廊下に隠れて、私が戻ってくるのを待っていました。部屋のどこかから「Let'sGetIt On」が流れ始めたとき、私はそれらを見ておらず、物事は熱くて重くなり始めました。検索を開始し、5分後、「セックスしたばかり」という曲の再生が終了しているときに、ルームメイトのベッドの下にあるドレッサーの後ろにBluetoothスピーカーが見つかりました。はい、両方を移動する必要がありました。電源ボタンを見つけましたが、ハードコアポルノの素晴らしい音が部屋を埋め尽くす前ではありませんでした。私たち二人はそれを呼ぶことに決めたので、私は彼女を6つのバスターすべてを通り過ぎて歩いたいくつかの服を着ました….私は二度と彼女に会うことはありませんでした。

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#34

私のTheTinderホラーストーリーは、他の誰かのTinderホラーストーリーでもあります。

だから私は楽しみのためにこの秋にTheTinderをダウンロードしました。今、私は格好良い男です、簡単に8,5 / 10。スワイプしてから約1か月以内に、100試合がありましたが、メッセージは3分の1しかなく、まだ日付がありませんでした。私はその日まで会ったことのない親友といとこと一緒に遊んでいました。私たちはr / TheTinderの投稿を笑っていましたが、後で私がまだスワイプしていない何人かの女の子のプロフィールを笑っていました。その後、突然。いとこ:「右にスワイプ」私:「何?」いとこ「それは私のガールフレンドです。右にスワイプしてください。」

だから私は右にスワイプしました。すぐに一致しました。彼は試合画面のスナップチャットを彼女に送った。彼らは1時間以内に解散した。

そして、それは私がTheTinderを削除した日でした。

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#35

私は数週間話していたこの男に会いました。背が高くて暗くてハンサムで、もともとはトルコや世界旅行者などから来ました。とにかく、私たちは寿司を求めて集まり、物事は順調に進んでいます。彼は私たちが外出している今、私がマニキュアを着ることができなかった理由について話し始めました。彼はマニキュアを着ている人と手をつないで変になり、娘が欲しいのに4歳で彼女を凍らせたのです。彼女はいつもパパの女の子であり、彼を永遠に愛しているので、私たちが年をとったとき、私はしわが寄っていて魅力がなく、ただ続けていたので、どのように私たちはライトを消してセックスしなければなりませんでした。私は文字通り彼を無言で見つめ、少なくとも無料の食事を期待してデートを乗り越えようとしました。しかし、noooooo、無料の食事はありません。実際、より高価な食事。この男は、私が持っていたものを2回注文したときに、ウェイトレスに小切手を分割するように頼むことに神経質になりました。私たちは支払いをしました、私は暴走しました、そして二度と彼と話をしませんでした。

#36

彼女の仕事で女の子に会ったのは、一瞬の通知のようでした(彼女はウェイトレスであり、文字通り他に誰もいませんでした)。私たちは数時間話しました、そして別の男が現れます…彼女に会うために。火口から。

彼女は後でその経験についてブログを書き、私を「鈍くて魅力的ではない」と説明しました。

彼女はそれを投稿した日に私に謝罪した。難しい気持ちはありません、私はそれがクレイジーな話だと思っただけです。

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#37

TheTinderから接続しました。セックスをした後、女の子は私の耳にささやきました、「それで、私のお母さんはちょうど死にました」。

二度と彼女に会ったことはありません。

#38

私ではなく、私の兄弟です。彼はまだ私の母と一緒に家に住んでいます。

それで私の兄は火口でひよこに会いました。彼女をデートに連れて行き、夜のために彼女を家に連れて帰ることになりました、そしてそれはそれでした。数週間後、母は裏庭に行き、キャンピングカーのドアが開いていることに気づきました。このひよこが所有していた服の束と偽のUGGブーツのペアがありました。彼女は夜にキャンピングカーに忍び込み、そこで寝て麻薬を飲んでいたことが判明しました。私の兄はこれを知りませんでした、そして私の母はすぐに警官に電話をしました、そしてそれはひよこが彼女の逮捕状を持っていたことがわかりました。彼女はまだ刑務所にいます。

#39

史上最悪のデートに向かう途中、この男は私たちが会っていたブリトーの場所から私にテキストメッセージを送って、すでにサラダを注文したと言った。繰り返します:サラダ。ブリトーの場所で。また、これは過去でしたか?私は今、自分で食べ物を注文することができませんでしたか?とにかく…到着後、サラダの準備ができて、タコスのプレートの横で、彼は次の30分を費やして、モデルの元ガールフレンドと彼らの「別れのセックス」がどれほど情熱的だったかについて話してくれました…先週末。最後の藁は、私が喫煙の大ファンではないと彼に言った後でも、文字通り見知らぬ人にタバコを求め、それから私のそばでチェーンスモークをしました。

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#40

私の相棒はこの女の子とそれを打ち負かし、数日後、彼女は彼をハウスパーティーに招待しました。 「確かに」彼は言う、何がうまくいかないのだろうか?彼は現れて、彼女の友人の何人か、すべての人に紹介されます。夜が更けるにつれ、ますます多くの男が現れ、実際にパーティーに参加している女の子はほとんどいません。彼らがこの女の子をどのように知っているかについて話し始めた後、彼らは彼女が彼ら全員をTheTinderから招待したことを知りました。すべての人は、フックアップするのではなく、このひよこの誕生日パーティーに参加するためにそこにいました。

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#41

私は女の子が好きな女の子です。ほとんどの保守派は、見に行かない限り、女性を愛する女性にはそれほど興味がないので、女の子が好きなほとんどの女の子はかなりリベラルです。

だから私はDCでコーヒーを飲みにこの女の子に会っています。彼女はかわいくて甘くて面白いようです。彼女はデュポンのシンクタンクで働いていると私に言った。それは私が知っている奇妙な女の子の70%のように真実である。

私たちは家族がしている奇妙なことについて素晴らしい会話をしています、そして私は私の母がツイッターの使い方を学ぼうとしていると言います。

彼女は、余暇にツイッターアカウントを運営しており、民主党の政治家とその支持者に憎悪のつぶやきや怒りのミームを送っていると述べています。ええ、ただ楽しみのために!彼女は私がこれが面白いと思わなかった理由を理解できませんでした。

2番目の日付はありませんでした。

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#42

私は3人の別々の女の子と3つのTheTinderデートをしました、そしてそれらはすべて同じホラーストーリーでした。

何らかの理由で、The Tinderの神は、私が女の子とのThe Tinderデートをしているときはいつでも、デート中のある時点で彼女の両親に出くわすことを私に決めました。これは3/3回起こりました。 3/3回は、関係者全員にとってひどく厄介でした。

#43

コンサートが好きな女の子に、姉が会場で働くために受け取ったチケットを6枚くれたので、友達を連れてくるように頼みました。彼女は火口の日付を持ってきました。言うまでもなく、私はかなり疲れ果てていました。

#44

私の唯一の本当にひどいTheTinderのデートは、私がチャットを始めたこの女性とのことだったと思います。魅力的で、私より少し年上で(24、21歳の時)、とても頭がいいようでした。私たちは素敵なデートをして彼女の場所に戻り、「そうだ、これだ、ついにそのVカードをパンチするつもりだ」と思っていたので、座って話し始めたところ、彼女は彼女に言った彼女が妊娠できるように私とセックスしたかった。私の最初の応答(文字通り、何のf ** kのような驚愕の沈黙?)の後、彼女は「彼がどのように見えるか」と彼女の人生でどれほど感情的に安定しているかについて話すことによって私を説得しようとし始めました(右、探しているのであなたを含浸させるインターネット上の見知らぬ人は明らかに感情的な安定の印です)。それから彼女は私を誘惑しようとし始めました、そして私が彼女に去るつもりだと言ったとき、彼女は攻撃的になり、ある時点で私の腕をつかみました(この女性は私より数インチ背が高かった、その時点で私は私がドアに到達しようとしていたので、セクハラ)。

なんとか出て行って警察に電話することを議論したが、反対することに決め、代わりにラッキースターに電話番号を教えなかったことと、親になることを余儀なくされる可能性から逃れることができたことに感謝した。明らかに邪魔された女性の産卵のために。

事件全体で、Tinderがユーザーを「レギットサイコクレイジー、警官に電話してください」と報告する方法があればいいのにと真剣に思いました。

#45

Long-ass story: About eight months ago, Tinder date. She suggests brunch at Max's Wine Dive on McKinney. (We're in Dallas.) I pick her up at the Arpeggio apartments in Victory Park. She's not ready, so she buzzes me in. Her apartment is beautiful, lots of high-dollar stuff, no roommate.

We go to Max's at 1pm. She drinks an entire bottle of champagne by herself. We leave, and in the car she says she wants to stop by a shop in West Village. I park in the parking garage and get out. I look for her and don't see her. I hear a noise, so I look around my car and she's squatting next to the wall peeing on the ground.

We go into the shop. She takes a few dresses into the changing room and tells me to come over. I stand outside the changing room and she pulls me inside. She completely undresses, gets in the clothes, asks me what I think, undresses, gets in more clothes, etc.

She takes about $1,500 worth of clothes to the counter and tells the cashier she really has to pee. Cashier says sorry. My date begs, so cashier relents and takes her into the back, but it's too late. The damage is done. She also buys a new pair of pants.

On the way back to her apartment, she answers a call and starts talking in a foreign language that I can't place. Couldn't even guess the continent. She's very nervous and upset. She hangs up and tells me she has to go to her other apartment at the Cirque, also in Victory Park. She asks me to go in with her. We go into her apartment which is also completely beautiful and belongs only to her. She has a badass telescope that I start playing with. In the mirror, I see her open a safe and put something in her purse. She tells me we need to leave and asks me to take her to my house.

We go to my house and she instantly passes out. Stays passed out for about 6 hours. Wakes up, wants Dairy Queen. It's closed and she starts crying. I take her to Sonic. She gets a cheeseburger, a chili dog, cheese fries, and a sundae. We come home, she eats it and throws up. Passes out on my couch. I read and go to sleep.

Next morning she asks if she can stay and watch football. I tell her I have plans and need to take her home. She says she can't go to either of her apartments. I tell her too bad, I have plans, and drop her off at Cirque. She texted asking when we could see each other again but I never responded.

#46

Went out with a girl, and had a great time together. I only knew her first name. We were texting later that night after our date and I told her to add me on Snapchat and gave her my username. She added me and up popped a request from FirstnameLastname. Her Lastname being my mom's VERY RARE maiden name. She was my second cousin.

We clarified things briefly and never spoke again.

#47

My first Tinder experience: I was out drinking with friends, and the girl I'd be chatting with decides to take a cab to me. I get in her cab, go to her place, we bang, and I'm back drinking with my friends within 45 minutes. The story told that way is pretty good! However, this was by far the worst sex experience of my life. During sex she kept yelling "complete me", while at the same time trying to sneak fingers into my butt. We finished up, and I got the hell out of there.

#48

So I've been to quite a few tinder dates, mostly ranges from boring to totally fun, all are standard except one. This one I have only spoken to her a day before, not much of conversation either. So the next day, as we both happen to be free and in the city, decided to meet up and have dinner. As I met her, lets say she looks nothing like her picture, a whole different color tone all together, she was really tanned unlike her fair tone in the pictures, lotsa lighting and filter i presume, no big deal. We picked a restaurant, ordered and I payed for the meal. During dinner conversation, found out she faked her age in her profile, shes actually 33 instead of 27, and I am 25 (Should be red flag there). Nearing the end of the date, she started talking about her money problem, how she only has 5 dollar on her and how her boss is gypping her, meaning she expected me to pay and that I was a free meal. Even worse, she asked if I can buy her shampoo and that she'll pay me back tomorrow. Just as a charity case, since she is that desperate, I'm like yeah why not. Went to the supermarket, she grabbed toothpaste, big size body wash, shampoo and conditioner. She came back to me smiling, as I was in awe of what just happened and still processing the whole damn thing. She then said she forgot to get lotion. As soon as she went on the other aisle, I literally legged it, ran away, and unmatch her straight away.
And the cherry on top, she has braces and obviously fake tits but she cannot afford basic necessities…

#49

Happened a year ago. Met this guy. Similar interests, looked great in his pictures. We decided to meet up on a Sunday for lunch. I was so hungover from a friend's Christmas party that I threw up upon arrival. He didn't seem to mind. He didn't order a drink and I couldn't order one due to the hangover. Once the hangover subsided, I suggested we walk around and head into a bar. He doesn't like the first bar, had a "bad experience" at the next bar, and keeps on passing on them. Until we finally get to his favorite bar. He orders drinks, and after a few more drinks I suggest heading to a wine bar. He passes, because he confesses that he's only 20. And while his profile said he worked at a local college, it was a work study position, because he is a junior there. Maybe it was the hangover, maybe it was the exhaustion, but I still brought him home. Things occurred, and I found out he was a virgin. He ran away in tears and threw up on my apartment stairs. Repeated the process once he was 21, and it was almost the same situation.二度と。

#50

I started talking to this really sweet guy for about two weeks and things were going well. Then I started getting calls from this girl, who he claimed was his crazy roommate that was in love with him and kept trying to get him fired from jobs. Turns out, she wasn't the one lying, she was actually his live-in girlfriend, and they had moved here together from a different state. Apparently he wasn't actually a citizen, and was trying to obtain papers. Thanks, Tinder.

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#51

We talked for a couple of hours, drank some wine, watched a movie and we had sex. Then things went a little downhill… We layed in bed and suddenly it looked like she was about to black out so I helped her sit right up and asked if I could help her, get her some water and stuff. But she didn't speak a word. She just sat there with her her hands in her hair for a couple of minutes and then puked all over my sheets. At this point I wanted to get her to the shower asap but she was just stunned or something. I didn't know what to do. After a couple minutes I finally convinced her to get up and brought her to the shower so she could clean herself while I could clean the sheets and all that. Every 5 min I checked on her if she was okay but she would just sit on the floor with the shower running and wouldn't talk. It was all very awkward. After 20 min or so I brought her a towel and some clothes and we sat on the edge of my bed and she told me that she was born without a womb. She cried, i calmed her down and we finally went to sleep (without a blanket or sheets, i didn't have spare ones in my studentapartment) the next day i made breakfast and she went home. Weirdest "date" I ever had.

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#52

Probably not as bad as some of the others I read on here, but I thought I was really hitting it off with a guy I met on Tinder – until a few dates later, when he broke down crying in the middle of a heated makeout session telling me he thought he might be gay..

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#53

Met girl, she was quite vocal about "no hookups." We went out, got drunk, she [invited me back to her place]… Just as we started [to hook up] she said "oh I love you, I love you, do you love me too?" I didn't reply…

It was a good night, but then she got really demanding and argumentative. It takes me a while to get used to starting to see someone, I like to get to know them a bit. She was talking about kids within a day of meeting me and I wasn't quite ready for that conversation… Then she got really sh*tty that I wasn't as committed as her, called me all sorts of names and said that I shouldn't be on Tinder if I wasn't going to take our relationship seriously.

It was a whirlwind… It felt like a year's worth of emotion bundled into about 3 days.

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#54

I'm a little late to the party but my first Tinder date has been my most eventful date ever.

So I matched this absolutely drop-dead gorgeous girl, way out of my league, and we arrange to meet in the city for a few drinks on a Friday evening. We meet in this little bar and share a drink, the conversation is a lot of small talk to begin with but it's flowing well. Anyway we're there for about 30 minutes when she says she hasn't eaten anything yet and asks if I wanna grab a bite to eat. I do, so we finish our drinks and start moving outside to find some food.

As we're walking along the sidewalk I see this guy in front of me staring me down. Like he is proper shooting daggers at me and making me super uncomfortable. I try to ignore him, look at the ground, look at the girl, whatever… we move to pass him and he spins around on his heel and SLAMS me into a wall. He has is forearm pressed up against my neck and is pushing so hard my feet are starting to lift off the ground. I try and pull his arm away from my throat, unsuccessfully, and my vision is starting to go black.

I thought I was done for here.

In a last-ditch effort to not be strangled to death, I used the wall as a board to push my knee up into him as hard as I can. I hit him square in the groin and he relinquishes his grip… my vision starts to return, although it's giving me a splitting headache. I splutter and try and get my breath back a bit while i watch this guy curl over, red in the face with veins popping out of his forehead. He stumbles over to the street and throws up all through the gutter. I turn to the girl who's just watching all of this like a roo in headlights.

Turns out, the guy was her ex-boyfriend who heard about our date through a mutual friend of theirs. I manage to wheeze out enough to ask her if she'd like to get another drink with me, as I could really use one. She declines and says she's just going to get a ride home, and practically sprints away from whatever the hell this situation was.

I ended up leaving this other guy puking in the street and stayed out for a few hours by myself. Had a really good night in the end, met a bunch of new people and a pretty fun story (in hindsight).

#55

My Tinder horror story is very funny looking back.

The girl comes over. She couldn't get there until 7:30ish. I had some pizza warming in the oven just in case she was hungry. For some stupid reason, I put the pizza in the box to warm in the oven (it was a real pizza from a pizza place).

She wasn't hungry, so we jump right into making out. Clothes get strewn. We head back towards the bedroom. I go into the kitchen and turn the oven off, but leave the pizza in there.

A few minutes later, I am going down on her and I hear a beeping. I lift up my head and say "what was that?"… She says" I think it was a truck backing up". I hop up just to check in the oven. Without my glasses on, I had accidentally missed "off" by an 8th of an inch and my s**tty oven went to broil…The beeping was telling me it was preheated 🙁

I stupidly open the oven and smoke comes billowing out. Then the box bursts into flames. I am standing there butt naked and I start yelling "F**KF**K OH S**T". Then she comes running in totally naked as I pull the box out thinking I am going to pour water on it (It was stressful I don't know what I was thinking). I set it on the stove and then she hits it with a dish towel. Sparks and burnt s**t go all over my kitchen but the box is still on fire. My sink is so full of s**t that I can't get the box in there.

She yells "Bathtub" so I pick up a GODDAMN BURNING BOX and run to my bathroom over the carpet, my shower mat and past the shower curtain (all very flammable). The entire top of the pizza box was either in flames or charred and flaking off as I ran.

Remember, we are both totally naked this whole time. So imagine a naked, screaming man running through his s***ty apartment with a burning pizza box in his hands. That was me. This was a date.

I throw the box in the bathtub and turn the shower on.

She was so super cool about it. She helped me clean everything up, and then we got dressed and just stood outside for awhile. She could tell I was really freaked out, and kept reassuring me all was well.

I still have burn marks in my bathtub and on my bathroom door.

#56

Not too memorable I guess. We meet up, she's really pretty, seemed really cool. We hang out a couple times, hook up a little. She seemed really into me. A couple weeks go by then a friend of mine died unexpectedly, and my grieving process usually involves me holing up for a little while to just be miserable by myself. I told her what happened and that I needed to be left alone for a little bit. She texted back saying she was so sorry and that she wished she could come hold me. About 26 hours later I text her just saying goodnight. I woke up the next morning to a response along the lines of "lol, wow, seriously? I've lost interest. Maybe if you get your s**t together in a couple of weeks you can come back and maybe we can try again."

#57

Tinder guy was apparently engaged when we met and while we were "dating." Also found out 2 weeks after the fact, that he got married. We had still been talking everyday.

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#58

Not Tinder, but OKCupid. Went out for drinks with a guy who was a few years older than me (he was 27, I was 21 at the time). He starts telling me he's a lawyer, which is great, but I quickly realize we have virtually nothing in common. But I decided to ride it out, as he seemed friendly enough. I asked him if there was a particular reason he was on OKCupid, which I felt was a pretty normal question, right? But he looks at me like I'm a goddamn retard and says "Uh. To sleep with women."

So I go, "Really?" "Well, yeah." "What, you can't do that without the internet?" And he says, "Well, looking around the bar right now, I see like, six girls I want to sleep with. (He pointedly did not look at me during this.) But it's not like I can just go up to each of them right now. So, you know. It makes it easier."

At this point I was just laughing internally at this guy's misguided attempt to come off as a lady-killer. I couldn't tell if he was socially awkward or incredibly rude — if he had said half-jokingly "Well, to meet girls, haha", I would have laughed at his cockiness. But the way he said it just came off weird and d*ckish.

So I ordered a .5L of the strongest and most expensive beer they had, let him pay for it, gave him a slow kiss to let him know what he was missing, and peaced out.

#59

This happened over the weekend and I'm still processing it.

I (24 M) used tinder once before and met a cool chick and it didn't work out so I decided to try again, what could go wrong right?

So after a few days of using tinder, I stopped launching the app but left my profile active, so I kept getting a few matches. Well one night my friends and I decide to go bar hopping in a pretty well popular area because why not?

We're all pretty smashed at a bar, and I'm wearing the same sweater in my profile picture. Apparently some girl I matched with sent me a few messages (I checked it was 10 within a 2 hour period) and I never responded. She recognizes me and starts yelling at me! Mind you I didn't have any idea what was going on as I'm drunk off my ass. She's going psycho saying "WTF TheadventuringPanda, why did you never respond to me?!" I responded with "Who are you?". Apparently this drove her nuts. She started yelling combinations of words i've never heard before, then she grabbed my drink and threw it in my face, then security came and threw us both out on our asses. She then followed my buddies and I to the car and is yelling and screaming still. While we were driving off she threw her shoe at the car. My buddies were laughing the entire time. I think i'm just gonna stay inside for the rest of my life.

#60

The only Tinder story in which I have met someone goes as follows:

Get a mutual like. Fairly pretty girl, some of her teeth are crooked, but I'm not judging. We talk a little bit, exchange phone numbers, and talk a little more. I've just moved from out of state, I haven't made any friends, and I'm missing my once a week trip to the bar for beer and wings, not to mention getting properly tipsy or drunk once a month or so. So, we decide to hang out and have a few drinks at her house, no biggie, I've done this before with other people without a problem.

I get to said home, and she's started without me. She's double fisting: vodka in one hand, coke in the other to chase it down. We talk a moment, then she says she wants to go outside so she can smoke. No worries, I'd prefer that so the house doesn't reek of cigarettes. She proceeds to chain a few cigs, then we go back inside, all the while she is consuming vodka and I am refilling for her while we chat.

She continues to drink, and wants to go outside every twenty minutes or so to smoke a cigarette or three. Just when she's starting to get really drunk, her son wakes up (I didn't even know she had kids). He is autistic, and she asks me to tell him to go back to bed so she can finish her cigarette. I go in and have a chat with him, he's had a bad dream. Mom comes in and puts on a Scooby Doo movie that he likes a lot. At this point she is stumbling and slurring most of her words. She has started talking about this guy she's really pissed at because he wasn't interested in pursuing anything beyond friends with benefits.

Throughout the whole night she has boasted about being a plus sized model and the success of her career and how terrible people are about telling her she needs to lose weight. She is adamant that they should all go to hell and that she is absolutely stunning and can have any man in the world she chooses. I've gotten extremely uncomfortable at this point and would like to leave, but she is so f***ed up I would feel irresponsible leaving the child and don't think of simple solutions like calling family services in the moment.

I watch Scooby Doo with junior while mom continues to ramble on about her f***ed up life and everyone should love her and be attracted to her, repeatedly asking why people are so rude to her and why no one listens to her. She insists that I listen more than anyone she's met because I'm an Aquarius. No one else will listen to an Aries. She's smoked the whole pack of cigarettes by this point, and is complaining that she does not have any more. She then proceeds to shuffle through multiple CDs, tossing the ones that are too scratched to play onto the floor and cussing out her TV for not playing them. She breaks two while trying to get them to work.

Eventually, she starts to sober up, and is asking me to go and buy her more cigarettes. I explain that I don't have any money (an honest response at the time), and tell her that I am sorry and that I will have to leave, I just wanted to make sure she was sober enough to take care of her kid. She asks me to take a gift card and go to a local grocery store to purchase cigarettes, and I let her know (after quickly checking my phone) that they will not be open for another two hours and I have to leave to get some rest before I go to work.

The next morning, she messages me on Facebook and asks how bad things were. I explain kindly, but let her know things did get a little out of hand. She says, "OMFG… I suck balls. So many balls," then proceeds to block me on Facebook. That is the last I ever heard of the only model I've ever met in person.

#61

Met a guy who was shorter than me (hard to do at 5'0), seemed like a nice (if somewhat grampa-like) guy. We went to sushi and he had some quirks which I didn't really notice at the time, so we went back to my place to drink a little with my friends. At this point, I began to notice his odd habit of looking me directly in the eyes, fluttering his lashes, and saying, "Hmmmm" like he was purring or something.

Then he tried to get me to walk into a completely dark foresty area (I go to UC Santa Cruz) and I was sober enough to realize that was not a good idea, so I tried to get us to walk back. He then hugged me and says, "it's so nice to feel your touch."

I noped right on out of that one.

#62

I started taking to this really attractive mid-30 guy. Seemed pretty cool, but he had this idea that women were supposed to be at home, in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant… I'm not that kinda gal. But I figured whatever, maybe he's just joking. So we talk for a few weeks and then he invites himself over to my place. He gets to my place… The picture on his profile had to have been at least 5 years old. He was a lot larger and a lot grayer than his picture. But again, I thought whatever. We go up to my room and we're sitting on my bed talking. He than casually drops "I've raped women before" on me, like it's nothing. Then proceeds to push me onto the bed, face in the mattress, full weight on top of me, taking these huge deep breaths of me, apparently. Then he starts telling me about some of the women he's r*ped and how they really liked it and would come back for me. Wtf man?!? I kicked his a** out. Not today Satan..

#63

My friend, bless her heart, she's got so many Tinder stories. Once a guy wanted to bring his mom on the first date. Another bragged about stealing money from his kid sister's piggy bank, and yet my friend still had to pay for his dinner. Another was a guy on house arrest (there's clue #1 right there) who, after a few times hanging out, turned into a total monster and would not stop harassing her and basically verbally abusing her. She ended up blocking him. I love her, but I worry about her sometimes.

#64

I was living in a new area for the summer and had just gotten out of a long term relationship; aka recipe for concentrated spree of random tinder hookups. One date in particular went completely awry and made me question whether or not agreeing to meet someone based on them maybe being cute from 3 pictures was a solid choice. I matched with this girl, 28, sexy, with all selfies of her with variations of duck lips. We messaged for a couple days, things seemed normal. As soon as we exchanged numbers, she started texting me "hey" followed up 5 minutes later with "why aren't you texting me back" pretty regularly. My genius self decided to ignore this red flag and invite her to come out for a drink. Within the first 20 minutes of talking to her, I learn about her 2 kids, life as an ecstasy dealer, and her abusive ex husband who is stalking her. Deciding maybe a change of scenery will help me overcome my better judgement, I tell her we should take the shuttle back to my apartment complex. While we're on the bus, she gets quiet and all the sudden spits up in her hand a little bit. I'm like ok, this is bad but not terrible. Then the demon is awakened and she full on yaks all over the floor of this shuttle. A little bit got on my shoe. The driver asks what happened, at which point my lovely date tells the driver that the girl in front of us puked all over the ground. Next thing I know, I'm breaking up a fist fight between tinder girl and the justifiably pissed off girl in front of us who had to defend her honor to this poor driver. I ended up paying 100$ for the cleaning of the bus, and seriously questioning my choices

#65

This didn't actually come about through Tinder, but rather through an equivalent app. So, I meet the guy there and he's just incredible. Clever, good-looking, funny… You get the type. The only catch is that he doesn't live in my city. After a couple of weeks of messaging and phone calls, we decide to meet up and we settle on that I would be going to him because I'd never been to his city and that seemed like a fun little adventure. Right?違う。 The big day comes and I embark on the 2.5-hour train journey and I get all excited and I can't wait to get off the train – and then he's not at the platform when I get off. Try to call him to no avail and after four hours of waiting, I decide to take the next train back home. Haven't heard from him since.

#66

ADVICE WELCOME!! So I went on three dates with this dude and we hooked up the last time at his house. Things end with the typical fade away, I was fine with it. We weren't very compatible and I noticed a few minor red flags.

6 months later he starts emailing me, obviously looking for a reenactment of our summer fling. When I turned down his advances, he sends me a screen shot of myself, in his bedroom, while we were hooking up, half a year ago.

So obviously this douche nozzle filmed us without my consent. I reported it to the police and now, almost a year after I filed the report, I have to testify against the creep. I have no legal rep except the state's "victim advocate" who only seems to have experience with DV cases.

Has anyone else been through something like this? I can't find a way to report him via tinder (I deleted my account a looong time ago). My biggest concern is that he's still out there being a creep to other ladies on tinder…

#67

Had a girl who came to my work to meet me… No.No.No. I was a server in a private room so I was out of sight for the majority of the night but when I came out and she wanted to meet me I noped back into the room.

She also used the distance feature to know where I was at. And when I overslept for work an hour away she noticed I was still in Raleigh and not in Goldsboro where I was suppose to be.

#68

So I matched with this guy who seemed very sweet and flirtatious in his messages. I had realized that tinder was a hook up app, but I was potentially looking for more. One day we made plans that he was going to come over and hang out with me(I assumed it was a "Netflix and Chill" sort of deal). He came to my apartment and I was taken aback at how he did not look anything like his pictures. Like, anything at all. Anyway, I gave him the benefit of the doubt, being the nice girl that I am. I showed him around and finally we hit my room. Things seemed pretty abnormal as tinder standards have been for me in the past, laying on the bed, he made no effort to even chat me up like he had over our messages. We kissed a few times and one thing lead to another and I went down on him(mind you, he did not return the favor). Afterwords, I offered him a sandwich, as I was pretty hungry so why not be polite and offer? He said he had to run to his car and grab his phone charger but couldn't find his keys. He made the show of searching my entire apartment for his keys, went outside to find them, came back in and said he was going to call a locksmith company to unlock his car because he said he had a spare set. He leaves to make the phone call and I enjoyed my lunch while I waited. And waited. And waited. He never came back to my apartment. Checked tinder and saw that he unmatched me. Classy, right?

#69

I went on a date with a guy… it was pretty decent, he was an engineer, pretty nerdy. He asked me on a second date, where he said he was going to make dinner for me. He makes jerk chicken, which is literally so spicy that it is inedible. I could not eat even one bite of this food. I guess the guy was nervous or something, because he wolfs down 3 huge plates of this jerk chicken in under 5 minutes. I have never seen anything like it. He didn't even talk to me, he just shoveled food into his face. Then about 10 minutes later, he has to go to the bathroom. He is in there for about 20 minutes. He comes back out and I can see that he is super sick. He is sweating, his eyes are watering, and he reeks of s**t. He makes it for about 5 more minutes before he has to go back to the bathroom. He went to the bathroom 7 times while I was there. The WORST part of this though was for the 2 hours I was there (most of which he spent in the bathroom) he made me watch Georgia Tech football. I hate football and I tried to change the channel, but when he would come back out of the bathroom, he would put it back on "the game". After this he texted me for about a month periodically to ask what I was wearing to bed. Even though I didn't answer he would just keep texting. I finally had to tell him explicitly to f**k off.

#70

Not me but happened to a friend – Went out on a first date with a guy she met on Tinder. He seemed normal enough and she was open to another date. About a week after the first date he texts her a photo he drew of her that sure enough looked like her and was a copy of one of her photos on tinder except….. he drew her with a wooden leg (she does NOT have a wooden leg). And then when looking closer he had written "#1 proctologist" and "bum" in hidden places in the drawing (she is not a proctologist).

#71

Went on a tinder date and as we are walking to get drinks she tells me (not asks, mind you) "you are going to walk me to my car." I say "ok.." And then she says "I have a taser" and pulls it out and turns it on. I assume in order to make sure I didn't try any funny business? Regardless, at that point I told her it was nice to meet her, but I didn't want to continue and said goodnight.

#72

We discussed tattoos and he told me, dead seriously that he wanted the satanic symbol as his next tattoo. He showed me a pic and I was like hmmm ok. I asked where. Where you ask? The SHAFT of his penis. He was not joking.

#73

Once upon a time I matched with a girl whose bio said, "Sucker for cheesy jokes! ?." So I thought I would lay this classic baby on her, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" I guess we had a different sense of humor because her response was a little bit colder than the Ice that innocent polar bear was standing on; "Enough to break the Ice dumbass." WELL ALRIGHTY THEN

#74

We'd been chatting on Tinder and then eventually texting on and off for months and finally one night I got drunk enough to ask her if she wanted to have a "movie night" and she agreed. We ended up watching a few episodes of It's Always Sunny and then banging like rabbits after an opening nudie seen in the movie we put on. Fast forward to two weeks later and she is coming over 3-4 times a week after Uni to just chill or make f**k or whatever. One day she came over unannounced whilst I was still in the middle of a game of Counter-Strike (usually i make sure any game i play finishes by the time she finishes uni to avoid this) Now at this point she doesn't really know that I play games as whenever she comes over i'm usually expecting her and we do things together like watch a show or practice baby making. I immediately get up to let her in and I think to myself "f**k it, she's a cool chick she's not gonna mind me finishing off a few more rounds at all" so when she asks me what I was doing I simply tell her "Not much was just playing a game" and she responds "Oh thats cool, keep playing i've gotta do some stuff on my laptop for awhile " So thinking that i've struck gold with the go-ahead I get right back into it, but I noticed some wandering eyes over my shoulder and began to play really nervously and badly. "You suck" "Aw why did you die?" "Kill him kill that guy!" "You should totally give me a shot" so I give in and get up out of my seat at the end of the round. I try telling her what the buttons are and where to go but she completely ignores me but buys all the correct items and heads to the A-bombsite on de_mirage. She crouch jumps up onto a box and then onto the balcony of palace perfectly and lands an incredibly tight pop flash into Palace and peeks it and kills two enemies rushing it. She pulls back out of palace and trade kills an enemy who had pushed out of main and onto tetris. Mind you this was at Supreme-Global level. The round ends and she gets up and goes back to her laptop smiling. I was stunned. She left after about an hour and then later that night sent me a message saying that she really wishes me the best but she wants to see other people.

#75

I met this really cool girl. We talked and joked around on tinder for a while before meeting up on campus. We met up ate and had a good time before I walked her back to her dorm. Went on a couple more dates before she said that she had a boyfriend.

#76

Not exactly a horror story but why I have permanently deleted the app. I first downloaded Tinder my freshman year of college. Like most freshmen, I didn't really know anyone and I am super awkward when it comes to talking to guys in person. All my friends had one and it just seemed like the thing to do, even if I wasn't serious about hooking up with anyone. Anyway, spring semester rolled around and I matched with a guy that seemed super interesting, I thought we really hit it off. After a couple days of texting and sending paragraphs to each other he asked me to go on a date. He comes to pick me up for our date and he is everything I expect him to be. Just a normal guy, right? Since I met him an Tinder and I went to the university, we didn't have any mutual friends, so everything I knew about him he had told me. He told me he had just moved back to my town after a hard break-up and was taking a semester off of school before he transferred to my university, blah, blah, blah. I was nieve at the time but in my defense I also took my time getting my know this guy. After seeing him for almost a month, he wants to start dating – so we did. For five months. That's when I slowly start to realize he's a pathological liar. I spent five months getting to know this person and everything I learn about him is a lie. He told me was a junior majoring in marketing and he was going to transfer to my school the next semester, turns out the son of ab***h never attended college a day in his life. He would tell me all these stories about this internship he had and about his professors and classes he took, it goes on forever, all of it was stuff he made up. He would go as far to research things just to add to his stories. He also lied about why moved to town. He lied about how he knew his roommate. He lied about where he went to high school. He lied about his childhood dog. He lied about literally everything. I wasted five months getting to know a complete stranger. This is why I will never use Tinder again, because I refuse to ever date anyone that I don't have mutual friends with.

#77

I'm an average looking guy, looking for an average girl.

It was my first time tindering, my friends had literally downloaded it on my phone that day. I'm swiping and I see this girl I thought was cute. Nothing crazy, she looks like someone I'd be friends with.

We started talking, and started texting. It was crazy how much we clicked, we both had somewhat obscure interests and hobbies: fencing, improv, frequent the same weird dive bars in our neighborhood.

We finally scheduled a date.

I met her at a bar we both talked about. Was extremely crowded last night to the point where it was hard to find anyone. I had a hard time finding her, then I hear "euler4!" I turn around and she wasn't what I expected. I had gotten catfished.

She was this 5'10", fit, and really attractive blonde. I could see how it could be her in the photo, but it was an ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE PHOTO OF HER.

Why was this a horror story? I guess I was the terrible date in this situation. She wasn't what I expected and the entire time I just thought, wow, this girl is way too hot for me, why is she here, to the point where I ruined everything. I couldn't talk normally to her.

#78

My Tinder story is nothing as horrifying as some of the others, but nonetheless some of you may get a laugh out of it. January 2013 I started using Tinder for the first time, matched with a girl I new that was in the year above me at the high school I went to. She invited me over on the Saturday night as she had the house to her self. As the weekend rolled by I began feeling unwell onn the Thursday, but I was going through a bit of a dry spell at the time so I just thought "f**k it, toughen up". Saturday night I was at hers we went out for dinner, I didn't eat much (said I wasn't hungry) went back to hers. At this point I was sweating bullets, had the worst stomach cramps. I asked where the toilet was and made a dash to it and began vomiting, came out the toilet whiter then a ghost, she freaks, I'm shaking uncontrollably for some unknown reason. She called an ambulance thinking I had food poisoning, turns out I had appendicitis and my appendix had ruptured. Spent the next 10 days in hospital.

#79

I met this girl on tinder and she actually messaged me first, which was refreshing. We converse over text for a few days before agreeing to meet. We go on a date and everything is crazy good, I feel more chemistry with this girl than I have felt with anyone else ever. A few dates later and she tells me she feels the same way. We finally end up having sex and it's more than either of us could ask for. Best sex either of us have ever had. A month and a half of going on dates later and it gets to a point for both of us where the ambiguity is becoming a problem. I ask her out "officially", she declines, and disappears from my life without really filling me in as to why, although I have a pretty good idea it was about commitment issues and being afraid of a relationship. Whatever, I'm crushed, but that's pretty normal. We're in our early 20s and s**t like this happens.

The horror part? The chemistry was so crazy for me that meeting her has essentially ruined my want to see other people 4 months later. Everyone just seems so uninteresting, but at the same time I hate being alone. I honestly have no idea how to get out of this rut, and it's more emotionally horrifying that anything else I've been through.

#80

Started talking to this girl, she was pretty skimpy with texting. Guess she had graduated college and was working while working on her masters.

One night were texting back and forth and I ask her if she was still doing home work. She didn't respond so before I went to bed I said "guess so, good night!"

Anywho the next day she texts me how I'm way too intense, and that her master's program was way more important than responding to me. I asserted that it wasn't that big of a deal that she didn't respond and that I was only saying goodnight.

She proceeded to attack me on the grounds that I wouldn't know what it's like to be that busy as I had never gone to college. (I manage a gym full time and work 55+ hour weeks).

I laughed it all off and told her I was comfortable and happy with my career success and wished her luck. She called me crazy and said I needed a psychologist.

#81

Mine is probably pretty normal for most other people, but I drove about 25 mins to meet this girl and take her to lunch. She was so boring and was literally on tinder half the time. I ended up making an excuse and taking her home

#82

First date, tells me I've already ruined the night because I chose to sit on the bar side of the restaurant. Second date, she got us kicked out of my favorite restaurant for yelling at 2 guys wearing Pats jerseys. Not a pats fan, don't really care. But I don't have enough time for me to get a to-go box for my favorite appetizer, their fries with 4 sauces. 2 weeks go by, calls crying because I didn't call her on my birthday. I agree to a post-birthday lunch date. Tell her I'm not interested in continuing seeing her, she runs to to the bathroom crying (this is date 3, don't even know her last name). I take a bit of her sandwich. Pay for the lunch, walk home. This is 1 of 3 awful tinder experiences, I'm not sure I'm ready to try again.

#83

Went on a date with shy armenian girl, new to town didn't know anyone. No big deal I'm friendly.

She's shy and to loosen up she starts drinking…. but she doesn't stop she's tiny too maybe 95 pounds 5'1". So after awhile she is just plastered. Dancing on the table tops. I want to leave her but I'm not a scummy guy and it doesn't feel safe. She ends up wanting to bar hop so we do. I convince her not to drink anymore.

She starts making out with random guys. Is she their problem now? No she still has me escorting her around. Makes out with a bar tender etc. Now we make it to a new spot she's making out with a guy full on and I run into my ex with her current boyfriend.

Yeah my date was making out with her boyfriends Rugby teammate… I ended up awkwardly hanging out with my ex while my "date" left with the teammate. She ran into me again days later and was very embarrassed.

終わり。

#84

Met this girl on tinder, invited her into bed. She accepts, comes over, we have fantastic sex, a lot. Same thing the next night. Thing is, she's moving to Montana in a few weeks for a job. A cook position in a national park. She invites me out there, I look into the job and eventually get it. We decide to start dating (met twice, known her for a month, I'm an idiot) to keep it exclusive at adult summer camp there in Montana. I get out there, she freaks out and breaks up with me because she has cancer, cancels the breakup, does it again the next night, I agree and say it's over. Proceeds to cock block me constantly throughout the summer and we scream at each other in the kitchen. Poor choices all around.

#85

Matched with a guy and we messaged back and forth a few days before meeting up at a concert. I actually had a great time, thought he was really cute, and definitely was feeling good about the whole thing. He was about 9 years older than me, but a very clean cut looking guy, total gentleman, and a chef at a local higher-end restaurant. He invited me back to his place after the show, and I agreed because…well, I liked the guy! Since he lived pretty close to the venue I told him I'd just follow him back. That's when he said he didn't own a car, or drive (apparently he walked there). That didn't seem like a huge red flag at first so I gave him a ride back to his place and ended up going inside with him. He casually mentioned on the way up the steps to his apartment that he didn't expect company so he apologized for not cleaning up better. Yeah, sure, that's something we all say because we left a dish in the sink by accident, right? No big. But I was not prepared for what I was about to walk into…

The front door opened into his kitchen where there were HEAPS on garbage and dirty dishes covering the table, the counters, and the sink. There was also dirty laundry strewn all around on the floor. Piles of it. I'm talking hoarder style. The only light was coming from the hallway behind me but I could already tell I'd made a huge mistake. It reeked like cat piss and rotting food. As he ushered me hurriedly through the kitchen to his bedroom I found out my nightmare was only just beginning. He flipped on the light switch to his room and…I s**t you not…I saw the cockroaches scatter. Well, some of them anyway. The others didn't care and swarmed around his cat's food bowl which he'd left sitting in the middle of the floor (poor animal). The place was a goddamn pigsty. Trash and everything just strewn about. He told me to have a seat on his bed, aka a mattress on the floor completely covered in cat hair. As I did, this guy just goes for it! He whips his shirt right off to reveal pierced nipples and the worst gigantic tribal chest piece tattoo. It looks almost like he drew it on with a sharpie, but I can tell it's real. Now, I have tattoos and piercings myself, but for some reason his just made me want to vomit. I'm too grossed out to even set my purse on the floor and so I'm sitting there clutching it tightly to my chest. He puts some movie on before sitting down next to me and he starts trying to make moves. At this point I'm looking for an escape plan and FAST. I apologize, tell him some bull**it about being tired and work in the morning and I book it the hell out of there. He continued to text me and call me a couple times but he did actually get the hint fairly quickly.

I later found out through the grapevine that apparently that guy had been fired from him previous job for breaking in and attempting to steal all the liquor during a snow storm. The kicker is I ran into him a few months later at another concert where he was drunkenly dancing alone up at the front before knocking over a microphone stand. Then he came up and introduced himself to my boyfriend in a very, "oh you MUST have heard about me" kind of way. Truly one of the most bizarre human beings I'd ever met and a real tinder nightmare.

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